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williamphaynes/elliott's avatar

Zombie extra, you would have been a star

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Kate Dalby's avatar

Thank you. I can see you are a man who can spot real potential 😂

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Dan Stocke's avatar

Showbiz is a cutthroat racket, kiddo.

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Kate Dalby's avatar

It sure is. But with Cillan by my side I can…

oh sorry, I drifted off again there. Thanks for reading Dan and subscribing to the nonsense. Good to have you on board 😁

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Marci Cornett's avatar

Shame you're not in Cork - Cillian's hometown - where everyone has some "connection" to him. Mine is I've had a lovely little chat with his mum. I'll be sure to give you a glowing recommendation if it ever happens again.

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Kate Dalby's avatar

Marci I will forever be in your debt. I’m sure as soon as he sees the lengths some of us are willing to go to he will be over here like a shot 😁❤️

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Marci Cornett's avatar

Kate, we will make this happen 💪🏼🤣

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Kate Dalby's avatar

You can be my bridesmaid 😁🙏😁❤️🙏😁

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Marci Cornett's avatar

Woo hoo! It's a deal! 😃😂

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Phoebe Howe's avatar

You make me laugh out loud! Believe me that’s a gift!

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Kate Dalby's avatar

Thank you Phoebe. And thank you for subscribing. I’ve just noticed the email. Great to have you on board! ❤️

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Phoebe Howe's avatar

Oh absolutely my pleasure! Making me chuckle is a gift! 💖

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Spectral Visions's avatar

That’s absolute gold! Sorry you didn’t get the part but your experience is definitely something to dine out on.

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Kate Dalby's avatar

Thank you 😁❤️

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GillySwaithe's avatar

Went for an early morning swim in the lake at the Latitude festival. As I swam a musician started playing nearby - the same song, again and again. It was a bit surreal. Got out, threw my clothes on and walked round the corner to see the final performance by Michael Kiwikana (?) joining a small crowd cheering that song yet again. Puzzled … when it finished Danny Boyle walked onto stage for thanking everyone for getting up so early. I was thus an accidental extra in a Danny Boyle film ( Yesterday) - dripping wet ! No Cillian Murphy !

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Kate Dalby's avatar

Nooooo!! What are the chances of that!! That man gets everywhere!! You should write about that time you accidentally became a festival going extra for Danny Boyle. Shame about the elusive Cillian. One day he will be mine 😁

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Ernie Lee's avatar

Story you didn't get the part. You'd have been an excellent dead body ... or undead body. I don't know...

Anyway your story was very familiar. And funny. My wife worked in the business for years.

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Kate Dalby's avatar

Thank you Ernie 😁

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Allen Kwon's avatar

Honestly, I would watch a whole film about YOU trying to become a dead zombie extra just to meet Cillian Murphy.

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Kate Dalby's avatar

I’ll pitch it to Danny next time I see him 😂

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Helen Barrell's avatar

Well, you tried, that's the main thing!

Why do things always clash? Arghhhhhh! I was meant to be in a play, then realised it was on at the exact same time as I was away on the French Exchange! I did sign up to an extras agency but never got called in. People I knew who did got to wear police uniforms and get cold and muddy in the background of an episode of Dalziel and Pascoe - I think I can cope with that! 🤣

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Kate Dalby's avatar

😂😂😂 Yes I think I can live with it too. Imagine lying in the mud for hours then finding out the Murph wasn’t even in it. I’d have been devastated 😂

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Helen Barrell's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Colleen Bent's avatar

What a character you created! I loved it. I also wanted to shake her lol

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Avey's avatar
Jul 8Edited

1) Paddy - *Mumbles to someone, “this is what I have to live with.”

Join the ranks, Paddy. My husband lives in insufferable toil

2) Succession was such a painful hot mess of conniving, backstabbing, passive-aggressive angst … sitting through it felt like hot knives; but Hubby laughed through every episode. Still not sure why.

3) Shaun of the Dead reference checks out

4) Substitute Bradley Cooper for Cillian Murphy and I am a compliant, method mud zombie

5) Cillian Murphy is secretly *my* boyfriend

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Kate Dalby's avatar

😂😂😂

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Rebecca's avatar

bahah great story about nothing actually happening, the best kind - i once produced a short film in which i forgot the spooky atmosphere effect guy had been sitting in a field for 4 hours waiting for me to tell him to push the button on the smoke machine - i forgot to tell him we'd changed plan and wouldn't be needing him for a while oops!

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Kate Dalby's avatar

😂😂😂 that’s hilarious. Poor bloke!!!

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Maureen Susannah's avatar

It was their loss, Kate ! A great essay. I particularly loved the bit when the doctor joined in !

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Kate Dalby's avatar

Haha! Thanks Maureen 😁

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Pi Guy's avatar

"You can’t sit still through a whole episode of Succession..."

🤣

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Kate Dalby's avatar

I love Succession, but he’s right I can’t usually still through a full episode of anything!!

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Anna Mahoney's avatar

I cannot believe the shortsightedness of Danny Boyle. He must be kicking himself now.

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Kate Dalby's avatar

You bet Anna. I’ve already included all this in my acceptance speech when I win the Nobel prize for literature. He shall rue the day 😁

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Anna Mahoney's avatar

Hilarious!

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David Shaw's avatar

😂

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